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Don’t worry: They’re not laughing at your repeated and costly failures. They’re laughing with your repeated and costly failures.Most women are attracted to power and status, but then the stars don’t need to tell you that, Mr. General Manager of the Court Street Baskin-Robbins.Just when things seem to be going your way, the baboons will suddenly and violently wake up.Remember: Love is more than just feelings of infatuation and attraction and lust.
It’s not so much your intimacy issues, or even your commitment issues that will stand in your way. It’s yourYou’ll lose your oldest and dearest friend to smoking this week, shortly after running out of cigarettes.Life has a way of sneaking up on you when you least expect it, which isn’t surprising, considering what a complete jerk life can be.You’d pretty much kill for the chance to start things over again, which, come to think of it, is how you got yourself into this mess to begin with.
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