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The stars say to hold tight. Your life is about to undergo a dramatic change. Feel free to interpret that as a hopeful statement if you like.Remember, taking drugs is no way to be cool and have fun. Selling drugs is the way to be cool and have fun.There’s almost certainly a more efficient way to get through life, but by this point you’re pretty used to just following any old conga line that goes by.
You were pretty sure your long, hellish ordeal was finally over, but it turns out it was renewed for another season and you still can’t stop watching it.You will be instrumental in disproving several popular theories next week, including the ideas that laughter is good for the soul and that a little fresh air never hurt anyone.A lot of people will be thinking about nothing but sex and violence all day, but you’re the only one doing something about it.
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Pivot: The private/public partnership to stop Covid-19, Facebook’s board sees more shakeups, and Kara’s brother Dr. Jeff Swisher on hospitals prepping for coronavirus on Apple Podcasts.karaswisher and profgalloway discuss the public/private partnership to stop coronavirus and talk to jeffreyswisher about how hospitals are preparing for the crisis ahead. Listen to the full conversation on Pivot:
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Get $126 Worth of Beauty Products for $15Who's ready for the March AllureBeautyBox? 🙋♀️ This month's box has a few variations and existing member’s boxes would contain Allure-tested and loved products based on your member history.
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