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be extremely romantic until you figure out how low the pilot is flying.You will find work in a strange office in which everyone is happy, no one makes irritating small talk about reality TV, and the work is challenging and rewarding.Your life will be cut tragically short next week by the untimely discovery that your breadmaker can also be used to make doughnuts.They say lightning never strikes twice, which doesn’t explain what’s been happening to you at 3 p.m.
The stars forecast a great deal of upheaval and turmoil in your future, especially if you do not return their frickin’ celestial hedge trimmerIt’s time you learned to treat people as individuals instead of mathematically predictable members of an aggregate set, no matter how well that works.The men in lab coats will once more come for you one dark night this week, but it’s just because they left one of their lab coats at your place last time.
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