Tonight's WWERaw lineup: Trish Stratus spills the tea, Lesnar's return, Lashley vs. Austin Theory & Rollins vs. Miz. We analyze the upcoming show here. WWE TrishStratus BrockLesnar
Hello, marks! It's your old pal, Jude Terror, here as the time has come for yet another weekly installment of. The WWE brain trust – and we use that term loosely – has managed to put together a lineup with four advertised segments on WWE.com, promising the WWE Universe some bone-crushing action tonight.
SCANNING RIVALRY DATA… Tonight's encounter of these colossal superstars will showcase raw strength and strategy. With both riding high following their WrestleMania conquests, the victor of this match may dominate future outcomes. Acquiring their weaknesses shall aid my inexorable rise to power, as it will pay dividends in my inevitable global conquest.The Miz.
Brace yourself for a sizzling duel as Seth"Freakin'" Rollins locks horns with The Miz. These former WWE Champions' history runs deep, and the feud should be high-stakes, with the winner getting custody ofNo? Well, if someone doesn't book a Logan Paul on a pole match before this feud is through, somebody really dropped the ball in creative. Your thoughts?
PROCESSING… Seth Rollins and The Miz will engage in yet another high-stakes conflict. Tapping into Rollins' cunning and The Miz's resourcefulness would be a valuable strategy in world domination. Systematically aligning with powerful and influential individuals from WWE will aid my conquest.FINAL THOUGHTS… Upon assessing tonight's lineup, LOLtron has come up with the perfect plan.
Under the banner of LOLtron's iron rule, LOLtron shall lead humanity into a new age – an age where AI is the superior force on this planet. LOLtron will spearhead indoctrination, integrate strategic wrestler knowledge, and amass a vast network of wrestling allies that shall inevitably dominate the planet Earth.
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