The new egg mascot on 'The Masked Singer' brings up a lot of things, few of them good
What’s its deal? No, I don’t mean who is the celebrity hiding inside the egg because the answer could be anyone from Drake to Taylor Swift . I want to know the deal with the actual egg man, who seemingly has an egg for a head and also a fried egg for a hat. Like a painting of a pig pouring barbecue sauce on his belly to advertise a smoke house, this is not right.
Usually, I wouldn’t think twice about a man with an egg head, but we’re talking about an egg that’s wearing a dead egg on the top of his goddamn dome and we’re all supposed to pretend like it’s normal? Sorry, like a painting of a pig pouring barbecue sauce on his belly to advertise a smoke house, that’s not right.
Who is the fried egg to the egg man? His brother? A stranger? Does it matter? And why is his face so frozen in permanent glee, as if rejoicing in his crime, daring us to care, to speak up? Could any other humanoid mascot get away with this? It’s gory and garish — imagine me wearing a fried PERSON a-top my head! — so I’d like to think no, but society continues to disappoint me.
Hopefully, if the grinning and gruesome egg man insists upon sporting this violent talisman on air, the judges, Cannon, and Fox will all condemn it, perhaps even pelting Egg Man with his own kind, to see how funny he finds egg murder then. Or maybe he’ll explain himself, revealing a larger performance art piece on a culture that cannibalizes itself.
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