The tea behind Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker's engagement has been spilled.
Last week’s episode left off with the Kardashian Karavan en route to the Rosewood Miramar Beach Resort in Santa Barbara, where Travis plans to pop the question. It is the anniversary of the first time Kourt and Travis “hooked up,” as Kris Jenner explains, dreamily reflecting on the day her daughter and soon-to-be son-in-law first did the nasty. Disaster threatens to derail the surprise when Kendall and Kylie realize they may accidentally pass their sister on the freeway.
Travis’ kids arrive, looking exactly as cool as one would expect the teenage offspring of a rockstar to look. Notably absent are Scott and Kourtney’s own children, Mason, Penelope, and Reign Disick. Kim helpfully points out that Kourtney’s ex is going to “lose his fucking mind” when he finds out about the engagement, the first of many annoyingly Scott-centric comments throughout the night.
“I feel like I’m living in a fairytale,” the bride-to-be says in a voiceover. “I couldn’t have dreamed of anything more perfect. I’ve never in my whole life dreamt of getting married until Travis and until this relationship.” The evening takes a slight downward turn when Kourtney is forced to break the news to her kids over Facetime, lest they find out on social media first. Penelope bursts into tears, 7-year-old Reign decisively declares, “NOT exciting!” and Mason refuses to answer her calls. Scott does his best to sabotage the happy occasion from afar, enlisting Khloe and Kendall to implore their sister to be nicer to him literally moments after her engagement to someone else.