Since taking over as the CEO of Twitter, Elon Musk has instituted several sad, pathetic company policies driven almost entirely by his ego. Here are the most cringe-worthy requests Musk has made so far.
Make His Personal Tweets One Font Size Larger
Elon knew cuts had to be made, but he requested to make sure the company only had enough to reflect the sex position he has never done before.Unblock The Sex Bots Who Blocked Him Stating that it was great for workplace culture, Elon demanded that every employee shriek and laugh like schoolgirls after he pointed out that it was 4:20 p.m.List slidesEmployees were disturbed to hear that Elon dropped to his knees and begged his CFO to release the $240 per year he’d need to continue making his hilarious memes.
The practice of quickly looking down at the CEO’s open pants, looking up, and exclaiming “so normal!” is expected to become mandatory for middle management next quarter.Pretend To Be Elon’s Girlfriend At His High School ReunionAsked Everyone To Call Him ‘The Wolf’It’s believed he thought the moniker sounded tough.Daily Birthday Parties at Twitter HQStop Posting Animal Pictures That Look Like GrimesStaff had just gotten him to stop crying when he saw a chicken photo that got him riled up again.
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