Mars has redesigned the M&M characters to be more woke, because everything right now is extremely stupid.
In what feels to be a perfectly American consolation prize for the fact that Congress has failed to pass voting rights legislation, Mars has
the M&M’s characters for a “more dynamic, progressive world,” according to CBS News. So now, in addition to losing suffrage, we will also be losing our favorite bimbo icon: the hot green lady M&M.It’s nearly impossible to imagine our sexy candy-coated sister floating adrift without her thot energy. It feels as though the green M&M, with her fake lashes and hoe heels, wanted just one thing in this world and that was to fuck.
I miss when she had a superiority complex. I miss when she bossed the other imbeciles around because she was more cunning and objectively hot than they could ever be.
The other M&Ms, too, will undergo makeovers for which literally no one asked. Mr. Orange, who now apparently self-identifies as anxious, will “embrace his true self, worries and all.” His newMeanwhile, the lady M&Ms are now getting along to show a “force supporting women” as they throw “shine and not shade” — though we all know the brown M&M is just using girlboss energy as a facade for her own internalized misogyny.
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