This November, state senator and Christian nationalist Doug Mastriano will be on the ballot in the Pennsylvania governor’s race. The Onion asked Pennsylvanians why they are voting for the Republican candidate, and this is what they said.
“Trump told me to, but even before he told me I knew he would tell me, because I hear Trump’s voice in all things. It comes to me on the wind, in traffic, from the mouths of birds.
I go to sleep with Trump’s voice in my ear like a lullaby and awake with his voice like a rooster’s crow. I see Trump’s voice, I feel Trump’s voice, I taste Trump’s voice on every last kernel of corn, in every last sip of coffee, on every last star in the sky.”
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4 maps show where Pa. governor candidates Mastriano, Shapiro are getting big cashDemocratic nominee Josh Shapiro has raised roughly $25 million from outside Pennsylvania, while GOP nominee Doug Mastriano’s out-of-state haul stands at just over $3 million.
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PlayStation Boss Explains Reason Behind Remaking The Last of Us for PS5One of the main bosses at PlayStation has said that the new PS5 remake of TheLastOfUs wasn't done as a way to coincide with the upcoming HBO series.
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