Little League Coach Just Washed-Up Former Little Leaguer

Indonesia Berita Berita

Little League Coach Just Washed-Up Former Little Leaguer
Indonesia Berita Terbaru,Indonesia Berita utama
  • 📰 TheOnion
  • ⏱ Reading Time:
  • 1 sec. here
  • 2 min. at publisher
  • 📊 Quality Score:
  • News: 4%
  • Publisher: 51%

DERBY, KS—Speculating that the sad former star was probably just attempting to relive his glory days, several sources told reporters Friday that Little League coach Mark Clancy, 27, was nothing but a washed-up former Little Leaguer. “Look at him out there acting like he’s this big deal. This guy hasn’t been in the Little League for years. It’s pathetic,” said spectator Louise Birch on the out-of-shape coach of the Wichita regional Little League team, speculating that Clancy’s MVP medal for the Benton school Wolfpack went straight to his head and he’s never let it go. “You can just tell he thinks he knows it all just because he had a few good seasons back in the Westurban pee-wee league in the mid-’90s. He’s trying to make it feel like it did when he was 8 years old and throwing people out at first or batting .125. Yeah, he was pretty good in his prime—a lot of people around here remember him from back then—but to see him at 27? It’s just sad. He never even won a Little League World Series.” Birch also recalled the game two decades ago, where Clancy completely choked and let the ball roll between his legs, tripping backwards before accidentally throwing the ball to the third base instead of second.

Berita ini telah kami rangkum agar Anda dapat membacanya dengan cepat. Jika Anda tertarik dengan beritanya, Anda dapat membaca teks lengkapnya di sini. Baca lebih lajut:

TheOnion /  🏆 724. in US

Indonesia Berita Terbaru, Indonesia Berita utama

Similar News:Anda juga dapat membaca berita serupa dengan ini yang kami kumpulkan dari sumber berita lain.

One Dad’s New Field of (Tiny) DreamsOne Dad’s New Field of (Tiny) DreamsHow one Vogue writer is passing along an appreciation for the game of baseball to his kids.
Baca lebih lajut »

Maleah Davis, 4, to be laid to rest in colorful 'My Little Pony' casketMaleah Davis, 4, to be laid to rest in colorful 'My Little Pony' casketMaleah Davis, a 4-year-old Houston girl whose remains were found weeks after she went missing, will be laid to rest in a colorful 'My Little Pony' themed casket.
Baca lebih lajut »

This Little Chanel Slide Is Taking Over Our IG Feeds, and Basically the Whole Damn SummerThis Little Chanel Slide Is Taking Over Our IG Feeds, and Basically the Whole Damn SummerWhile my sensible mother raised me to think about investing in wardrobe classics, I'm a sucker for splurging on the fun stuff. Enter the latest iteration of
Baca lebih lajut »

Little Gold Men Emmys Bonus Episode: Inside Joey King’s Transformation for The ActLittle Gold Men Emmys Bonus Episode: Inside Joey King’s Transformation for The ActOn a special bonus episode of LittleGoldMen, JoeyKing discusses her friendship with Patricia Arquette and dives deep into how she became Gypsy Rose Blanchard
Baca lebih lajut »

Twitter Is Going Wild Over These New 'Little Women' PhotosTwitter Is Going Wild Over These New 'Little Women' PhotosThe Best Twitter Reactions to the Sneak Peek Photos From Greta Gerwig's LittleWomen
Baca lebih lajut »

‘A Million Little Things’ Cast On Toughest Scenes, Blending Heartbreak & Comedy – The Contenders Emmys Video‘A Million Little Things’ Cast On Toughest Scenes, Blending Heartbreak & Comedy – The Contenders Emmys VideoCreated by a comedy writer, DJ Nash, ABC’s freshman drama A Million Little Things tackles head-on difficult issues such as suicide, mental health, cancer, alcoholism and sexual abuse while al…
Baca lebih lajut »



Render Time: 2025-03-09 09:13:47