After years of standup in which he's complained about his five young children, the comedian and 'Sunday Morning' commentator has discovered something truly terrifying: being the father of five older children.
Over the years I've done tons of stand-up comedy complaining about my young children.My three-year-old is now four. I also have a nine-year-old, and an eight-year-old and a two-year-old and a one-year-old. I have five kids. I used to have more but I ate themAnd yes, I've come on this very show many times and grumbled about how hard my life with my young children was.thing. I know that now, because I presently have five NOT young children, and my life is absolutely horrible.Heh heh heh.
I'm glad I didn't know every school morning with not-young children would feel like a theatrical re-creation of the Fall of Saigon.It's for the best that I didn't realize that the smell of a full diaper was sweet compared to the odor of a teenage boy's anything.Anyway, have a nice Sunday!
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