That’s OK, because today is your day in many homes across America. That’s right. Today is when you will balance precariously on a rickety ladder and put up your Christmas lights.
Yes, the women in your house could actually do this job, since their work shopping, planning, cooking, serving and cleaning up from Thursday’s feast is over. Mostly. But they took a vote in the house and it was decided that, once again, those of you with a Y chromosome win the exclusive right to do it.
Thanks to the aforementioned young manly friends, I now have a lovely display of white lights on the front of my house. My son, Cheetah Boy, is home from the hospital and assisted living, but since he’s still on crutches, this year he got away with just watching. I, of course, was supervising the operation. That’s what I do these days. I supervise.
I love my son and I enjoy having him back at home with me, especially because he can reach those tall jars in the kitchen that elude me. However, I did go two months without him, and during those two months, no forks disappeared from the kitchen, never to be seen again. I hope you enjoyed your Thanksgiving. These days, our feast of thanks takes place at a nice restaurant, which means no shopping, no cooking and no cleaning up. Sadly, though, it also means no leftovers, which are the best part about Thanksgiving. Well, except for the pumpkin pie. I like to buy the giant ones at Costco.
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