Halloween's not the scariest holiday in this terrible slasher film:
My mistake. But you’ve got to admit there are definitely some shades of Haddonfield, Illinois, in this dud’s attempt at the invincible slasher-killer villain, right? I know a film this dark—literally, physically dark, as in bereft of photons, not tonally dark—is supposed to read as a stylistic choice. Instead, it’s pretty clear they just couldn’t afford lighting.No kidding—was this whole film dubbed? The other major similarity toI note is our massive killer.
Also: He’s played by “Body by Jake” Steinfeld, who was famous as a fitness instructor and low-tier actor later in the ’80s and ’90s.I love that you said “Lou Ferrigno-looking” right away, because you beat me to it.Not only does he kill a dude with his bare hands and shoot drugs straight into his tongue in the first scene, but he also cackles while purposefully aiming for a feeble old lady in the middle of the street. The movie legitimately freeze-frames on her startled face as he runs her down.
The head of the household, meanwhile, I immediately started thinking of as “Uncle Rico.” He has a sweet young thing who is about half his age. He also has a friend present, who keeps saying he’s there “to talk business,” although it’s never even remotely clear what he’s referring to. That guy has a Mexican girlfriend in tow who apparently doesn’t speak any English, and there’s a whole lot of borderline offensive jokes about her singing in Spanish.And then there’s the best character in the film.
Indonesia Berita Terbaru, Indonesia Berita utama
Similar News:Anda juga dapat membaca berita serupa dengan ini yang kami kumpulkan dari sumber berita lain.
Home Neat Home: An ADHD Organization PlanADHD is not synonymous with mess. Here, professional organizer and author Lisa Woodruff offers advice for adults with ADHD on how to tackle the clutter, set up weekly systems, think beyond the to-d…
Baca lebih lajut »
Many loans charge 'hidden' fees, but that's not necessarily a bad thing - Business InsiderThese fees, called origination fees, are upfront costs that lenders charge for the administrative costs of processing a loan.
Baca lebih lajut »
Billie Eilish Was 'in a Really Bad Place' Earlier This Year'There’s a lot in fame that’s f*cking gross and horrible, and just miserable, but I’m very grateful for it.'
Baca lebih lajut »
Actually, Dresses with Pockets Are BadActually, Dresses with Pockets are Bad
Baca lebih lajut »
EU states reach deal to ease banks' bad loan recoveryEuropean Union governments reached a deal on Wednesday on new rules to facilitat...
Baca lebih lajut »
39 Things That'll Help Anyone Who's Bad At Cooking DinnerTime to break up with your friends at the drive-thru.
Baca lebih lajut »