Sarah is a lifestyle and entertainment reporter for TODAY who covers holidays, celebrities and everything in between.
Why did the leprechaun go to the home store? Easy! He needed paddy o'furniture. What's the best way to make gold soup? Use 14 karats. What instrument isn't very modest? The brag-pipe. If you like those bad-but-good puns, then you're bound to love this collection of St. Patrick's Day jokes that pay tribute to the biggest paddy, er, party, of the year. Whatever your annual St.
How did the leprechaun get to the moon? On a sham-rocket. Why did the Irishman stop mining for gold? It didn't pan out. What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley. How can you tell if your Irish jokes are funny? Everyone's Dublin over in laughter. What do ghosts drink to celebrate St. Patrick's Day? Boo-ze.Why do people wear shamrocks to celebrate St. Paddy's? Because real rocks are too heavy. How do leprechauns tell time? They use sham-clocks.
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