Step aside dads: These one-liners and corny puns are about to deliver mom-stop laughs.
So, get ready to shake your head with a smirk and roll your eyes, because theseWhat’s another name for a petite mom? Mini-mum.What did the mother alpaca say to her hungry baby on their way to grab a bite? Don’t worry, dear, alpaca snack.What’s momma bear’s favorite baseball team? The Cubs.What do you call a mom that can’t draw? Tracy.What do alien moms like to drink? Starbucks.When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
Mom’s recipe for iced coffee: Have children. Make coffee. Totally forget you made coffee. Drink it cold. Voila!The motherhood challenge: Go to bed early to catch up on sleep or stay awake to finally get some alone time.There’s no hood like motherhood.You know you’re a mom when you legit have favorite episodes of"Bluey".
Mom math: The ability to rattle off the exact number of months, weeks or days your child is at a moment's notice.“Sure, you can hold my newborn without cleaning your hands," said no new mom ever.When your baby looks like a model and you’re on day three of the same sweatpants.
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