'I stole some mail which had someone's credit card number on it...and used it to buy a coffin.'
BUTTPOOP69LONGFART"When I was a kid, I once stole some mail which had someone's credit card number on it, and for some reason I used it to go online and buy a coffin. When the casket company called my house to confirm delivery, I got pulled out of school by my mom and yelled at for being a thief!""I still don't know why I didn't just have it shipped to my neighbor's house.""I really wanted to color on the walls, but I knew better.
"When my parents were potty-training me, they made me stay naked from the waist down so that I had no choice but to use the toilet. Well, I once shat on the floor instead, hid the shit under the couch, and blamed the cats.ImaginaryPoint69"A few years ago, I caught my daughters in the garage spraying themselves with WD40 like it was Chanel No. 5.""When I was four, I wrapped my two-year-old brother's penis in masking tape because he said it was broken.
Indonesia Berita Terbaru, Indonesia Berita utama
Similar News:Anda juga dapat membaca berita serupa dengan ini yang kami kumpulkan dari sumber berita lain.
17 Money Lessons People Learned The Hard Way In Their 20s“Just because you try and ignore your debt doesn’t mean it’ll go away (looking at you, student loans).”
Baca lebih lajut »
17 Supporting Characters Who Totally Stole The ShowIt’s the main character energy for me.
Baca lebih lajut »
6 People With Psoriatic Arthritis Share How Their Lives Changed After Finding the Right BiologicYou can find relief with the right treatment.
Baca lebih lajut »
We Can Give Them 17 MinutesDr. Kimberlé Crenshaw and Janelle Monáe talk about musically honoring the Black women who have been murdered by police: “Not as celebrities, not as artists, but as daughters, as sisters, as family. How can we bring more awareness to their cases?”
Baca lebih lajut »
17 Lazy Halloween Costume Ideas17 costume ideas that require minimal effort and (hopefully) no last-minute trips to the store
Baca lebih lajut »